The grown up game you play when you're pissed off at how things are going at your job and you start aimlessly shooting your resume out to other companies by way of Indeed and LinkedIn apps.
Haley shut her office door and said quietly "I don't get paid enough to deal with this shit." Then she sat down in her chair, pulled out her cell phone and jumped on Indeed for a quick game of Resume Roulette.
by HtotheWebb September 9, 2023
Get the Resume Roulettemug. A single player game for a rainy day. One must nut between every commercial before the show resumes. Try to beat your own streaks.
Since I was snowed in on a Friday night I just played nut roulette all night long. 4 for 4 was my highest score.
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
Because there's nuttin else to do™
Single player game where you.. beat yourself™
by Freejodav January 25, 2019
Get the Nut roulettemug. A game whereby a group of 2 or more bros exchange phones, proceed to scroll through randomly through each respective bros contact list and choose a female to random sext.
by Xero _ Manifest August 18, 2012
Get the Sexting Roulettemug. Noun.
A game.
During this game, a group of guys circle jerk into a bucket until the bucket is full.
The bucket is then stirred.
Post stirring, a turkey vaster is filled with the bucket's contents. It is then stuck inside of a CONSENTING female over the age of 18 (or twelve if you're in mexico), and its contents are emptied. The father is the winner.
A game.
During this game, a group of guys circle jerk into a bucket until the bucket is full.
The bucket is then stirred.
Post stirring, a turkey vaster is filled with the bucket's contents. It is then stuck inside of a CONSENTING female over the age of 18 (or twelve if you're in mexico), and its contents are emptied. The father is the winner.
We were all having fun when Robbie Suggested playing pregnancy roulette. Nine months later, Benny wasn't having any fun at all... We got a good laugh though.
Pregnancy Roulette is a game for consenting adults, not little children. We are not responsible for any afteraffects of this game, nor do we encourage anyone to play it. Please be responsible.
Pregnancy Roulette is a game for consenting adults, not little children. We are not responsible for any afteraffects of this game, nor do we encourage anyone to play it. Please be responsible.
by LordOfPoon420 October 10, 2016
Get the Pregnancy Roulettemug. A list of porn stars or pornographic material is numbered. Then a dice can be rolled or a number generated and which number is given the player must masturbate to the material of the corresponding number
by Adamisthedaddy February 26, 2010
Get the Fap Roulettemug. "Dude you didn't use the condom that I gave you last night?" "Nope, decided to play a little Italian roulette"
by Frosty15x April 25, 2009
Get the Italian roulettemug. A game similar to Russian Roulette, but played with an automatic pistol.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
You load one or more rounds of ammunition into the clip of the pistol, and insert the clip. Then you pull the slide back and release it.
Of course, in an automatic pistol, this inevitably loads a round into the chamber and cocks the weapon, ensuring that the gun WILL go off when you pull the trigger.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the Polish Roulettemug.