In surfing, a slang term for a surfer's shoulders. One may have salt and peppered (freckled), hot sauced (sun-burned), ham (huge as a mother) and other varieties of omelettes.
Cody: Whooaaa, Brad check out that chick's shoulders!
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
by wordybirdie September 5, 2018
Get the Omelettesmug. When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
Get the Havana Brown Omelettemug. The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
Get the Hair Omelettemug. by mikerowcock October 20, 2023
Get the ear omelettemug. The act of inserting an egg into one’s rear end and cracking it with your sphincter muscle, allowing the yolk to run into a persons mouth.
by Don’ttouchmethere69 January 20, 2022
Get the Iranian Omelettemug. When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
Get the dad omelettemug. When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
by Deuce the Dung Foo Master February 12, 2024
Get the Denver Omelettemug.