true nun

an honest woman that chooses to follow a path of chastity, poverty, and obedience. she cannot lie or else that would be a sin against her beliefs and virtues. thus, any woman who chooses to be like this and sticks by it is a TRUE NUN.

Hey there~ I just gotta say... YOU CUTE. Don't think so? Well, I'm a true nun, so I can't lie. kekeke

by xNubDuck August 26, 2011

Fun Nun

Someone who is a killjoy. Sucks the fun out of people and or moments. Ruins a joke.

Boy everytime I am around her she ruins the mood by being a real Fun Nun!

by Samtonio Boyderas January 10, 2014

Extremist Nun

Extremist Nun (ecs/treme/ist) – A branch of the religion Christianity, where beliefs are far harsher than those of Christianity. Beliefs include but are not limited too; Showing of ankles. Saying gods name, Unless talking directly to him. Cursing of any kind. Praying to Shog when not directly praying to the mighty savior heavenly father. Being rude or harmful to others, etc..
The extremist nun religion requires many meeting and communions, usually held on Wednesday and Sundays.

Extremiss Nun. Commonley reffered to as ‘Extremist'
Entery to the religion is also hard since you MUST go to several (near 30) meetings.

Bob: "Where were you today?"
Jim: "Oh I was Extremist Nunning.."

by THE Extremist Nun. April 25, 2011

Going Nun

The act of suddenly displaying super religious judgement on strangers or friends.

Kara: I think that commercial is too sexual.

David: Are you going nun on me?

by FalconSoaring November 19, 2006

Chipotle Nun

Women who are outside chatting on their way to their cars who give people money when they don't have enough to pay for their order total.

Person 1: Oh no! I only have 20 dollars and my total is $21.66. What ever will I do?!
Person 2: Hey, look! There are some Chipotle Nuns! They'll save the day!

by brokebro May 27, 2010

Angry Nun

When a man has really bad gas and decides to have doggie-style sex with a woman. He then proceeds to jizz in her hair and place a towel or sheet over her head so she looks like a nun. He then farts in her face, making her look like an angry member of the church aka the angry nun

Heather was really depressed when she came home from her aunt's funeral, so I tried to make her feel better with an angry nun.

by Shaneomac87 July 06, 2011

pregnant nun

When you are having sex and you realize the condom broke. Smother her with a black scarf and hope to god she doesn't live.

Shit man, that pregnant nun i gave sue didnt work, looks like im gunna be a daddy.

by L-dot June 22, 2006