Noah

All Noah's are fit and funny
Very sexy
Get all the girls

Most popular

And GREAT in bed

Example 1:
Jessica: omg look at Noah

May: I know hes so fit
Example 2:
Ryan: noah is so funny
Jeff: I know right

by Joemamma690145 November 23, 2021

Noah

Noah is the greatest guy in the world. The typical Noah is tall and wears mostly tshirts and hoodies. He has an amazing sense of humour and can make anyone laugh. It's not hard to tell that Noah is extremely intelligent. He's also attractive in every way possible. Noah views himself as annoying, but he is the complete opposite. He's an amazing person to be around, and he can get along with just about anyone. Did I mention he's REALLY hot? He is. Noah is the perfect guy.

Unfortunately, the only person who realised all this before he turned 16 is his girlfriend who is not good enough for him. Noah deserves better, but he doesn't know that because he thinks he's garbage. Nobody really knows why he thinks this because he can get practically anyone to date him.

In conclusion, if you find a Noah that's single, dedicate all of your effort into trying to date him. Trust me, it'll be worth it.

"Why the hell is Noah dating her?"
"I wish I was dating a Noah."
"Since when was Noah so hot?!?"

by That one clingy chick November 30, 2018

Noah

A Noah has a ten foot long schlong

Noah's schlong is so big

by Mega wonton December 17, 2018

Noah

A big dickhead who can also be a good mate. Most of them are sound some ar not but what can you do

Oi noah

What

by Tomr123 January 15, 2019

Noah

Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.

I love this because it's Noah. -carly 2k19

by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019

Noah

someone that wears a red leather like star lord jacket that likes to change things last minute and not pay his taxes and rides around in his BMW I8

Noah rigged the giveaway i won

by ilikemakingmememms March 10, 2022

noah

he went to nationals in his elementary school chess game. that's it.

Noah also attended table tennis.

by peoplecallmemiaitssad January 1, 2021