ADD card

Blaming ADD/ADHD for an action you have commited, just so people sympathize with you.

Similar to the race card

Professor: "Jason, why did you fail yesterday's chemistry test?"
Jason: "It must be my ADD"
John: "Jason just used his ADD card".

Awolnation: "Blame it on my ADD"

by Urban01d November 04, 2013

Fifa Cards

A word used to describe nudes.

Dude 1: "Hey did you see Becky's Fifa cards?"
Dude 2: "Yea dude, definitely a legendary card, unlike Susan's Fifa Cards."
Dude 1: "Yeah, those were bronze at best."

by Tenkomanker May 06, 2016

Magic Card

A credit card stolen from parents.

"Hey Mick, are you ready to go? I got a magic card!"

by Tyme February 19, 2013

Nyquil carded

When you try to do self-checkout, but then they say this item "needs assistance" and they come over and check your i.d. and you're just thinking "Are you kidding me? I just have a fucking cold/flu!"

In order to obtain the Nyquil to treat my flu symptoms, I had to go through the public humiliation of being Nyquil carded, which held up the line and made me feel like an idiot.

by rp1149a February 09, 2012

std card

it is when you get an sd card but it has a virus on it

"man some guy gave me this sd card but it was actually an std card"

by ASSBLASTER58 May 03, 2018

visa card

A way of saying you lost your virginity.

"Dude I lost my Visa card last night to the hottest girl"

by I'm an expert May 01, 2016

scent card

The scent of the spot between your ball sack and your leg after a long days workout. Usually used as a prank or disgusting joke.


Invented by Matt C , Matt G , and Jamie G

After a long day I came home and made a scent card, and shoved it in Matts face.

by J.Gallagher July 12, 2008