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Mocha

The whole toilet is stained with mocha
by Mramor Pidor February 19, 2018
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Mocha

A really dumb and oblivious person that doesn't know how to even walk probably and is a hoe and has like thirty six sacks of dead men as their boyfriends because they can't find an alive one that wants to date them.
"She is such a Mocha..."
"Ikr."
by Bambambedabbingonsomecookies October 30, 2017
mugGet the Mochamug.

Creamy Mocha

When you’re hammering home that chocolate starfish and accidentally cum in that booty
I was givin’ her the ol’ jackhammer and ended up givin’ her a creamy mocha surprise.
by Cookie Monster34 October 9, 2020
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Zebra mocha

Step 1. Woman assumes crab-walk position to look like a table
Step 2. Prepare a steamy… mocha and place it on the woman’s naval
Step 3. The woman gives the man a slobbery as fuck blow job
Step 4. When the man is ready, he climaxes into the steamy mocha and then proceeds to stir said coffee with his third member
Step 5. The steamy mocha is then consumed by both involved
Gorl, last night Joe and I tried a zebra mocha for the first time… da-lish
by anonymous November 29, 2023
mugGet the Zebra mochamug.

Mochas Gracious

Like "Muchas Gracias" or "You're welcome" in Spanish, but spelt very wrong, usually in texting errors by idiots
1. "I like your shoes"
2. "Mochas Gracious"
3. "Stupid, it's Muchas Gracias"
by Hunter Trippy December 22, 2019
mugGet the Mochas Graciousmug.

Mocha

a skittish, but very smart and sweet tabby cat that loves head scratches.
stop opening the pantry, mocha!
by lighltysalted August 3, 2022
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the mocha

when you punch a woman in the eye when your cumming from a blowjob "accidently"
by superbobbyross January 15, 2024
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