Moroccan Missionary

A special type of Missionary position where the intercourse takes place underneath an ironing table usually after a big meal or feast-like event.
After Juan-Pablo and Melissa finished their Thanksgiving turkey, they celebrated the holiday with some Moroccan Missionary.
by Dakopi March 17, 2021
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Missionary Syndrome

The belief that one party should support the acting party purely out of the nature of the cause.
That damn hippie must be struggling with Missionary Syndrome, she wanted me to do a live painting at her event, for FREE!!
by I.C.Eyes April 28, 2018
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no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.
boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"
by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021
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Missionary dater

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.
Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"
by Howiegal October 05, 2015
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missionary kick

An act between lesbians, where one is more dominate than the other.
Sarah totally missionary kicked Mary .
by That one guy from band camp December 21, 2014
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standing missionary

Erik Sierra always wanted to use standing missionary, but never could because he can't get pussy.
by DumbHoerxgcrx35r5tctcnicyv November 24, 2021
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