The act of fucking a Woman(or man) in the anal, then putting a lightbulb in to see if enough electricity was created to light the bulb.
by Are Tee January 20, 2009
by Stud December 23, 2004
When the heat is so intense that u find your balls stuck to the inside of your thigh thus having to pry them from your leg
1. I was walking down the street with both hands occupied so I had to do the cowboy kick to pick my melvin
2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin
2. I wasn't embarrassed at all to reach down in public and start picking a melvin
by ysoEZ4jsweezy January 22, 2008
by all.about.that.bass______ November 14, 2022
by Squinker November 13, 2009
the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.
by swimmerboy January 16, 2008
A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.
Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.
"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"
"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"
by Alison March 06, 2005