Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)

1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”

by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

Crapper

A toilet

I need to go take a dump on the crapper real quick

by The reason why May 1, 2019

crapper

More crap. Different to crappier, which means more crappy.

Jan: Well that was total crap
John: I've seen crapper

by schnackal August 12, 2022

Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

Crapper

A semi tractor trailer unit used to haul live stock is sometimes refered to as a crapper.Usually one that has not been washed out for a couple of days,In July.

A 45 foot long trailer that hauls pigs.
Just don't park it in A and W's parking lot cause you'll soon find out how well you are liked.

by Lawrence March 23, 2005

Crapper Barrel

A casual dining restaurant that sorely lacks uniqueness, atmosphere, or a good menu.

I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.

by anonymous August 24, 2025

crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011