"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"
by Frainslug November 5, 2005
Get the busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contestmug. "Got time for a ciggie bro?"
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
"I wish. Way too busy at the moment."
"How busy?"
"Like a one legged man at an ass kicking contest."
by Eustace Poor October 23, 2009
Get the like a one legged man at an ass kicking contestmug. When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
Get the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug. For a man to have sex with as many woman as possible without cleaning his penis. The point is to see how many woman he can get to perform oral sex on him until one refuses to perform due to the smell
by moochzigg March 10, 2020
Get the Dirty Dick Down contestmug. When two guys don't know how to fight, and they're just holding each other and kinda slapping occasionally.
by nealestrigga January 20, 2025
Get the Hugging Contestmug. by HaMufin December 29, 2021
Get the The 9th Annual Vanilla Level Design Contestmug. A contest involving two or more people where the winner is determined by who yells the word "cock" the loudest.
by Bush2865 April 1, 2017
Get the Cock Contestmug.