Aysia Castro

Aysia Castro is a smart human being but can be very retarded in ways no one can comprehend. She is excellent in math but lacks in reading. She is innocent but can be a freak at times. She comes off as a mean and rude person but In reality has a very kind heart. She falls in love very easily and will give her heart and loyalty.

Wow she’s such an Aysia Castro

by Randle Simmons May 30, 2019

Castro's Lap Dog

When a bastard son with a shitty accent and gay haircut tries to turn a democracy into Communist country whilst hiding behind a pandemic and his door.

Hey look over there, isn't that Trued... Nevermind. That's Castro's Lap Dog.

by Indifferent justice March 21, 2022

Edwin Castro

The winner of the historic $2.04 billion Powerball jackpot

Edwin Castro took the lump-sum cash payment of $997.6 million, just a little bit shy from $1 billion.

by mrlyndonb40 October 21, 2023

pull a castro

to buy something really stupid at a really expensive price

Friend: How much was that solid white sweatshirt?
Other friend: $200
Friend: Dude! You totally pull a castro!

by themostamazingpersonitw123456 March 31, 2017

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Castro

Biggest gay cunt on the earth

Oh look at that Castro

by Huh wooo June 8, 2019

Fidel Castro

When a hot naked Cuban woman smokes a cigar in her pussy via queefing and puts a ridgeway cap on her bush, thus making her pubic area resemble the aforementioned dictator. At the same time, she gangbangs well-hung Russian guys, i.e. "acquiring missiles." Lastly, she leaves all the used condoms, i.e. scumbags, on a beach in Miami.

I tell you, she TOTALLY did the Fidel Castro. That cigar smelled like fuckn' tuna and vodka!

by PubeMafia11 June 30, 2024