Captain Retard

1. Edude

Im da gay captain retard that flys boats

by squadsquadyt September 6, 2019

Captain Australia

A shirtless drunk wearing the Australian flag as a cape as a sign of patriotism. Female equivalent often wears the flag as a dress or bikini.

Commonly sighted at fireworks displays and brawls.

"What happened to your car?"
"Captain Australia jumped on the roof shouting "Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi!"

by bluegirl January 30, 2008

Captain dickhead

Some one who's being really mean or a show off Or some one just really stupid

Justin beaver is a captain dickhead

by goddangitdude32 February 3, 2012

Captain's Badge

A common phrase used to describe a cavernous vagina (vag).

Hey Grandma, do you have room in your Captain's Badge for my camera?

by jewed-star October 4, 2010

captain destructo

one who likes to wreck and break things smash and crash usually someone that is a know it all and can not be told anything

my nephew is like captain destructo everything he touches gets broken

by tbrutal March 15, 2009

Captain's Crew

A drinking event in which 4 individuals select a secluded location (preferrably one of which that has restricted access) and partake in the dangerous, irresponsible act of finishing a entire handle of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum as fast as possible without leaving this location. The rules are strict, no member can leave the location until the handle is dry. No participants are allowed to come or go for ANY reason including to urinate, to call lame girlfriends, to deficate or to vomit. A typical Captains Crew invloves 4 frat guys locking them selves in a room and finishing the handle in about an hour. It usually comes about to 12-13 shots per individual assuming everyone pulls their own weight. This is a team drinking event and is not for the faint of heart. The record for completion is currently at 11 minutes set by 4 allstars from Purdue University in 2008.

"Man, I had to shit in a trashcan during that last captians crew. Then I had to wipe with a sock that I found on the ground."

"hey, you guys want to dig a hole on the beach and do a Captains Crew in it tonight?"

"Wait, you guys did a Captain's Crew? No wonder you sound like Helen Keller"

by MrTaterCat March 14, 2012

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 17, 2007