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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Jimz Blend

This is a blend of coffee specifically created by James Lindley of Old Rd., Missouri. It is comprised of 70% Ethiopian, and Kenyan coffee.
Excuse me, could I have a cup of Jimz blended coffee?
by Jimz Coffee October 13, 2025
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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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Blended Rap

A rap style/genre that blends multiple genres together, still keeping its own unique sound.
“What genre is this?” “It’s Blended Rap!” “This song could hit top of the charts in multiple genres!”
by DarkMatterProductions November 25, 2020
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hyper blend

hyper blention is the act of over blending someone or something to the point where it turns into a singular color
Nate: *leaks new film*
Tyson: You should try to hyper blend yourself
by Your psusdonym October 5, 2022
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Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.
"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016
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blend

she keep talking shit, she must want to blend.
by toorawwiyanna January 5, 2022
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