Basement beard

This type of beard is located in the genitalia region. Typically basement beards consist of dark, usually curly coarse hair, aka pubes. It is not recommended that men with traditional facial beards, and women with basement beards, engage in cunninglingus activity.

"Hey babe, for Valentine's Day, I trimmed my basement beard into the shape of a heart for you"

^that's love right there

by Dault December 17, 2013

Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor

Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."

by less_jess October 19, 2019

basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day

Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!

by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016

ass-basement

A place that is hot, humid, stanky, and generally uncomfortable.

Dude, the EECS2nd floor CAEN lab is a freaking ass-basement! Why would you go there?

by SLUGs OGs May 1, 2011

Basement fool

The male version of a basement hoe Lives in the basement. Only drinks mountain dew. No job, no car, no money. Always thinks everyone is stealing his shit.

No I did not steal your laptop, basement fool.

by Fatjunkie October 8, 2018

Laureny Basement

Laureny basement is cool and awesome. She brings McDonald’s and other fast foods items. And let you use the WiFi

“You still in Laureny basement?”
“Yeah! It the bomb!”

by Ilovemyself78 June 21, 2020

Basement Bomb

An explosive bomb made with everyday supplies such as household items.
Typically an optional weapon that could be used for school shootings and or robbery.
DIY Bomb

They were threatened when the person showed them the Basement Bomb in their backpack.

A student brought and ignited a Basement Bomb in the school cafeteria, which exploded!

by MyNameDeez January 10, 2022