Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 07, 2012

fish vault

Another name for your sweet pussy.

Put your 12 inch throbbing cock into my fish vault.

by Purplenado March 07, 2023

VAULT CORP

Vault corp is a perpheads org made by tyla jai everyone in it is so cool.

Look at that fine dude he must be from vault corp

by wanker LLC December 13, 2024

Pole vault

When a questionable transgenser woman suddenly pokes you and sees how far across the room you jump

I went home with this baddy last night just to get pole vaulted me across the room.

by Igotlaunched May 22, 2023

swiss vault

A tight, bleached anus

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube

by Diego Monteblon December 07, 2013

Lyric Vault

Lyric Vault is an unreliable source of news on Twitter X.

-Have you seen what Lyric Vault posted today?

-Oh yeah, they’re really weird for saying Amy Schumer fell of the stairs. If I’m being honest, Drop Pop is so much better than them!

by Drop Pop March 28, 2024