A male that is usually horny about 24/7 to be exact. Constantly daydreams about sexual fantasies. Usually named Alfred. Like to seduce mexican women. Once seduced he turns back into a toad
There goes that horny toad
by kjsndfsnd August 09, 2012
Mike- Did you hear Jake got a toad job?!
Tim- SICK! from who?
Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
Tim- SICK! from who?
Mike- Connor! She is like 250 pounds, too!
by The Best Mane October 21, 2009
Yes it is endemic at MIT. Yes there is an explanation. According
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
to Jerry Letvin, serveral years ago in his comparative psysiology
class he explained how one sexes a toad. It seems that if you
squeeze a male toad just behind the front legs, he will croak. A
female will not. Thus a toad in a pond in the middle of the night
can determine whether the other toad next to him is an
appropriate subject of his amorous attentions by climbing on and
listening. Apparently, it became semi-popular amongst some MIT
students to sheak up on each other & poke from both sides just
under the arms. Thus "no toad sexing".
by 2357 July 27, 2005
noun.
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
an extremely short, stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: war pig
the difference between "battle toad" and "war pig" are that if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are putting emphasis on how short she is she is. while, if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are emphasizing how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct).
Bruce Lee: Damn that girl was ugly u just got with, but at least her battle toad ass didnt have to duck down to suck you off!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
Jose Contreras: Man, shut the fuck up or i will rip you into seventy-seven pieces!
by benny b from the bronx August 24, 2004
*Sign: Beware of Tactical Toads*
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
Guy: *snicker*
*BANGBANGBANGBANGBANG*
Tactical Toad: No one laughs at the tactical toads!
by tacticaltoad March 23, 2010
Janet: Oh my god, she is such a toad fucker, she loves fucking ugly people
Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?
Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging
Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more
Jean: yeah seriously she is a toad fucker, did u see the state of him?
Jack: Sean you are a toad fucker, that girl was minging
Sean:I love fucking ugly girls they do more
by YeahIWentThere August 24, 2010
Did you believe those yoda toads on the golf coarse this morning. Yeah they were so slow. One had a cane.
by big bbbbbbb August 30, 2018