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Swedish Unicorn

Someone that has had they penis cut off and sewn to to their forehead.
Im going to make you into a Swedish unicorn
by ToonzYT October 13, 2023
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Swedish heat

When a girl queffs on your face.
Omg Martha gave me some Swedish heat today.
by Ben dover6 May 4, 2018
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Swedish cabbage

That damned lorry is moving like a Swedish cabbage
by 0n10nst4r October 12, 2017
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Swedish S'mores

The act of covering your dick in mayonnaise, dipping your balls into chocolate, then fucking someone in the ass with both cock AND balls, where their ass cheeks act as the Graham crackers.
"Hey man, what happened to my pre dinner snack?"
"Sorry bro, my girl came over and I have her some wicked messy Swedish S'mores and now we're all out."
by Black man say goo August 3, 2016
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swedish butler

When one orally removes a dingleberry from someone elses asshole.
After my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin I had a swedish meatball sized dingleberry hanging from my asshole. I bent over and she took gave me the best swedish butler ever. Cleaned that dingleberry right off.
by Brenden Weinroth December 1, 2006
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Swedish highball

Not a drink. A Swedish highball is when someone waves their hand high over their head to say hello.

It comes from a railroad term, 'highball'. A highball was a railroad signal that looked like a ball on an arm on a tower. When it was raised, it meant a clear track ahead. A trainmaster or brakeman could hold their arms high and move their hands in a circle for the same meaning. The Swedish farmers were known to wave an arm high over their heads and shout "hej" (hello) when greeting someone.
Gust was in the field when he saw Ole on the road. He gave him a Swedish highball and shouted "Merry Christmas."
by swedishhighball January 7, 2009
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Swedish Snowstorm

1) A term that is used to describe what happens when one mixes seedy 80's porn and badly cut cocaine. The effects can be volatile, ranging from (but not limited to) dramatic loss of time, unquenchable dry mouth, rash, rugburn, and suddenly finding one's self at a local grocery nude and surrounded by onlookers/police officers. Dramatic, indeed.

2) Used loosely to describe a day which feels a lot like the above definition.

3) The aftermath of a vicious blackout or bender.
1) "I got stuck in a Swedish Snowstorm yesterday. Dramatic!"

2) "I'm reporting to a new boss, I have to change schools, and it looks like I won't be going to the Netherlands afterall. Man, today was a real Swedish Snowstorm."

3) "This is the third Swedish Snowstorm for Jenny in a month. I think it might be time for an intervention."
by [davidtomaloff] February 4, 2010
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