spork

the random shaving of a northern-himalayan yak, usually involving some sort of anal penetration involving cheese-whiz.........yep

"I just shaved my Yak..and I'm all out of Cheese Whiz...shitty...oh yeah...spork

by readermcneil July 29, 2008

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave September 25, 2008

Spork

A spoon. And a fork. Combined. Making... a spork. Duhh! ;

"Ugh. You're SUCH a spork."

by Abbehh April 30, 2009

spork

a horribly racist and derogatory term for that certain type of foreigners: you know who im talking about

Ernest: duuude goddamn sporks comming up in our country taking our jobs. who the fuck do they think they are??

Timmy: yeahh umm a spork is actually a hybrid between a fork and a spoon so i have no idea what your talking about.

Ernest: shut the fuck up.

by ignatiusreilly May 16, 2009

spork

A cute nickname for someone.

ie: ikkle spork, my ikkle spork

by sporkman November 7, 2008

Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

sporking

same as spooning accept where you and the girl are facing each other

dude dave was totally sporking lori all night

by uganda June 17, 2008