Patrick

it's not a date with Patrick if he doesn't poop at least 3 times.

Girlfriend: Patrick you're using the bathroom again?

Patrick: yes it means I'm healthy!

by singlebecausemyboywontdateme May 14, 2019

Patrick

A deceptive and cold hearted married player.

It's really cold and shady outside. What's the weather supposed to be like?

Patrick.

by Derra December 19, 2021

Will Patrick

A dumb cunt no one likes he sucks dick

Will Patrick sucked my penis for a packet of shapes

by Purple dick boy June 9, 2020

Patrick

A funny ass dude who has nothing to prove, and the founder of the Big Penis Gang "BPG".

Patrick is sooooo cool i wish i was in the BPG

by MR>LIT February 25, 2020

Patrick

So in spongebob there is a dumb star his name is Patrick he does the dumbest things it makes me so mad like why does he have to be so dumb he's dummber than dora the explorer

Patrick is dumb

by That.one.girl.lolllll January 7, 2021

Patrick

A red haird boy who died his hair badly that resemble bloody tampon

Look someone left a Patrick on the floor

by Milkcourtst November 5, 2017

patrick

an all around good man a sexy beest that likes to shoot guns somtimes the father of an alyssa. Strong. wins alot.

omg ur father is such a patrick

by jeekomaje April 14, 2009