Naughty Joe

This word is for a friend named Joe, or Jordan. If they are naughty you are legally aloud to spank him 3 times. If he resist, double the amount of spanks.

Friend: Joe did you sleep with my mom
Joe: Um... no
Friend: Naughty Joe
Joe: Nooooo!
Friend: *spank spank spank*

by Asawantedmetodothis November 29, 2019

Naughty Sack

A small bag, filled with numerous "Naughty" items (Hence the name) Such as lubricants, condoms, panties, etc...
Popular with honeymoon sex resorts.

Guy: Hold on, before I gizz all over the place, lemme' get a condom from my naughty sack.

Girl: Hurry then, I don't want it to stop now.

by Mark2719 December 17, 2008

Naughty nigel

The act of sucking off your uncle and having him finish off in your asshole.

'' yo how did that family gathering go? ''

'' I don't want to talk about it ''

'' for fucks sake did you do a naughty Nigel again ''

'' I don't want to talk about it ''

by TheHighGuy(: August 13, 2017

Naughty war

When you send gifts back and forth between friends using facebooks naughty gift application

"haha im that gift toatly jsut blew you away"
"no way this naughty war has only just begun"

by Spenca367 December 2, 2007

Naughty Pidgeon

The act of a man ejaculating straight up into the air and then having it land on the woman's face. This resembles a pidgeon defocating on the woman. Hence the term "Naughty Pidgeon".

Fredrico gave your mom the naughty pidgeon!

by Big Rock 2 May 18, 2009

Naughty Lemsip

A naughty lemsip involves opening a packet of lemsip, then peeling back ones foreskin and pouring the contents of the packet on to ones todger. With said todger prepared, one proceeds to roger ones wife or significantly other, resulting in a fizzy and fun cold remedy.

I was feeling a little rough last night so I gave my mrs a naughty lemsip

by MaroubraAndy September 11, 2020

naughty snot

The slick, stringy secretions from a vagina.

I was so hot for him that when I got home, my panties were filled with naughty snot.

I can't think about him without getting naughty snot.

(Fact) A woman will have an increase in her naughty snot when she is ovulating.

by Emthe January 27, 2009