Mateo

Mateo is a very interesting species. He begs for attention, making himself the victim normaly with girls. You can laugh with him, but he is goofy af and dont know when the party has come to the end. He is very cool cause every weekend he ski or goes to tenerife. He can also be called Stuart, due to his coolness. He loves to drink voska with water and sleep at a park when he has a safe home to sleep.

AYYYYY MATEO DEJA LA BOTELLA! (Dicho por una chica)

by Blaackfuckingcock September 28, 2023

Mateo

Big dick. Like the biggest out of them all. Some might say that he has back genes

Look at Mateo , I wanna him to pound me

by Jeffy123010 November 21, 2021

mateos

A close friend or group of people who you are close to. It is a name you call them which is almost identical to the word “Mate” but with an extra “os” on the end. It is very respectful.

Pronnounciation: May-Toss

Damn, Mateos! That was awesome!

Hey, Mateos, can you pass the salt?

by TheRealStitch May 14, 2018

mateo

go fuck marte already. stop being gayyyyy omg. y u gay w ferrrtan

me "hi"
mateo "who asked"

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Mateo

A boy sexy ass boy who has a very large penis and gets allll the hoes and is a good friend he’s loving he’s sweet and so kind and he can fuck you real good in bed and treats all woman right and is loyal

Girl 1:yeah Mateo he is fine as fuckkk

Girl 2: NO HES MINE

by hehemicheal7 December 17, 2019

celina + mateo

a couple

omg, did u see celina + mateo?? actually no i didnt bc she usually runs away. Shes getting better at it

by NOTURMOMBAAHHAAHHA November 17, 2021

Mateo

Mateo is the name of a very fruity man.

Mateo’s love to explore and make things. They love hitting on their guy friends.

Person 1 -“Hey Mateo! What’s your plans for the day?”
Person 2 (Mateo) - “I don’t know boys, group hugs in the shower ?”
Person 1 - “You’re such a fruitcake”

by Sillygoose987 May 5, 2024