An openly gay band of 'brothers' that (suck each others dicks) wears tight ass jeans in hopes to get straight guys to think its 'cool'.
by M4KMVR October 04, 2008
If Joe Jonas said breathing wasn't cool, 80% of the teenage population would be dead, and the world's overall IQ level would hit an all time high.
by Jonas Hater January 04, 2009
A trio of homosexuals that create simple, bland melodies that are extremely popular among the mainstream media for no apparent reason.
"hey who are those fags from disney channel that make those shitty songs?"
"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"
"Oh, you mean the Jonas Brothers?"
by KEEPitREEL March 18, 2009
Jonas Secrets are amazing!
by Oliviaaa=] September 28, 2008
Someone once said that, given an infinite amount of time, a thousand monkeys with typewriters could write out the works of Shakespeare. As for the Jonas Brothers : One monkey in five minutes.
Jonas Bro 1: Hurry up monkey, we need a new song!
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.
Monkey: HOOO HEEE hOOOO HEEE!
Jonas Bro 2: Holy shit! That monkey's talented! Alright guys lets go record this.
And another Jonas Brothers song is created, ready to receive the adoration of their devoted fans.
by upyurs December 22, 2007
by 666hater666 May 29, 2009
the youngest brother to the Jonas Brothers; the Jonas Bonus. the MAN. A studmuffin and not to mention in the process of becoming as attractive as his brothers Kevin, Joe and Nick Jonas.
by pineapplegrl080 December 03, 2007