Drunk elephant

Even in your sober state, a naturally clumsy person going to the gym.
If you think reparations are for you you're more high than a drunk elephant
by Sexydimma December 30, 2021
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soggy elephant

A fun and loving brother, father, or male role model that expresses compassion and Christian humanist values and appeals to the st Lukes 5 R's.
Max whealy is a soggy elephant
by whealybin April 06, 2023
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fretting elephant

When a dude fucks a fat chick and never calls her back. She sits at home wondering when he will call her. It never happens. Ever.
Dude. I think I got a fretting elephant on my hands. She wont stop calling me.

Yeah dude. She needs to take the hint.

I won't ever call her back.
by The Russians June 22, 2011
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saw the elephant

"Together, we saw the elephant." David Hackworth, Defending America, "Lest We Forget", 23 May 2000. http://www.hackworth.com/23may00.html
by Richard White December 30, 2005
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elephant cock

i have an elephant cock
by pro-nun-seee-a-shun September 08, 2003
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elephant memory

Used to describe a person with an extremely good ability to retain information.
Duder 1: "Dude don't you remember? You thought that girl was hot in 9th grade, but she had really hairy arms."

Duder 2: "What? Are you sure?"

Duder 1: "Yea dude, that's why you backed off."

Duder 2: "Shit you're right. Damn your elephant memory."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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elephant toe

Same as Camel Toe except the woman usually weighs over 250.
Man that fat chick sure has got one big Elephant Toe !!!!!
by Know the Toe September 20, 2003
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