Roofie Dew

Roofies put into a glass, can, or bottle of Mountain Dew.

I think the weird guy at Burger King gave me some Roofie Dew

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

monkey dew

A person who usuaslly does whatever they are told. Mostly they are the reason for "Monkey see, monkey dew."

Person1:Monkey!
Monkey dew:yes

Person1:go help cook in the kichten.
Monkey dew:the monkey will dew

by Kaykay05 March 02, 2017

Dirty Dew

A alcoholic drink made with cheap rum and Mountain Dew.

I drank too many Dirty Dews last night and woke up naked in a ditch

by Ramsey4132 February 13, 2022

bum dew

The tiny beads of sweat that form at the top of the bum crack usually when the weather is hot and humid or ..you've been 'busy' get'n busy.

by Crumment September 08, 2003

jake dewing

Some insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering

Who's Jake Dewing? 'An insufficient wank stain with no friends and infinite suffering'

by Xx_PickleVonTickle_xX March 09, 2018

Plateau Dew

What you call your Mountain Dew when it’s gone flat.

Ah, man, I forgot about this Mountain Dew and it’s flat. It’s a Plateau Dew now.

by FOMS October 10, 2020

[Cooter dew]

The moist spot on your girl in the early morning.

Mmm. There's nothing like getting morning sex when the cooter dew has set.?

by Kthenewway May 05, 2016