Bend Dutch

A hand job with the mans hand on the cock, but the other person grabs the wrist and does all the work

I didn't want her touching my junk so I grabbed it and asked for the Bend Dutch

by TobiasBachelor August 19, 2012

A dutch howdy

Woman wears dutch milkmaid hat and clogs, man wears cowboy hat and boots. In 69 position with dutch chocolate whiped over the genitals to lick it off untill a deepthroat cumshot.

Dont be rude, give that man a dutch howdy

by jklfyu789 May 11, 2022

Dutch Soup

When a bunch of people form a circle under a blanket with a participant in the middle who has to preform oral sex to figure out what member of the group farted.

Girl 1: omg the soup kitchen is so smelly and gross. Girl 2: please, that's nothing compared to the Dutch soup i had last night.

by Goatollie November 6, 2017

Dutch Oven

Farting under the blanket then lifting it up trapping your significant other under the covers

Chad woke up early to give Stacy a Dutch Oven

by TheDeadInside May 5, 2023

Dutch Hammer

A large Dutchman's penis. There is generally a stereo typical conclusion that african american men have a large penis. This may be true, but don't count out a 6 foot plus blonde dutch male, they generally carry a fuckin Dutch Hammer. Large and in charge when in gear, however simply understated and simple when not in use-which makes perfect sense for the working man. A hard working man wouldn't want his pecker getting in the way of a hard days work.

Carrie thinks black dudes have big cranks, wait till she see's Smitty's Dutch Hammer

by Gun Slinger April 5, 2011

Dutch Passport

When a man or woman uses there dirty ring hole to stamp thier partners body like a dutch passport.

friend 1- didn't see you on the weekend, where were you?
friend 2 - met this girl and she hooked me up with a dutch passport.

by erniec March 17, 2011

dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie

Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors

by terminal288 June 5, 2016