Chipotled

The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.

Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"

by 3Ran April 13, 2011

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

Chipotle

Chipotle is a mexican restaurant. I've actually never been there but apparently it's super good. I mean all the basic hoes love it. It's loved by many and tbh is overrated.

"Omg I love Chipotle. Chipotle is ma liiiife!"

by Tayliss the maker November 12, 2018

chipotle kiss

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.

Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.

by Erhm April 5, 2022

Chipotle

Great foods that make you explode

Oh my god I love chipotle! Chipotle is my life

by Vines and Dolan Twins May 8, 2018

Chipotle

The only store with someone who asks you if you wanted mustard with your drink

Guy: hey can I have a medium drink?
Chipotle worker: want mustard on that?
Guy: ?

by Big docked man August 18, 2019

Chipotle Bowl

When one sexual partner lays face down, ass in the air, while the other partner licks around their unclean anus while masturbating them.

I gave my wife a chipotle bowl in bed the other night and now I have e coli.

by extramsg November 6, 2020