Testicular Dementia

When a woman who hangs out with guy friends forgets that she doesn't "have a pair" of her own and acts like one of the guys.

While playing as the only woman on the fantasy football team, Joan suffered from testicular dementia.

by PaxRAT September 25, 2010

Testicularity

n. etym. Lat. test-, c. 2008 in a USPTO Petition to Reconsider 1. Audacity, pluck. 2. Courage 3. Tenacity

The courageous young newpaper editor displayed conspicuous testicularity by taking on all of the well-connected mobsters leaders and exposing their corrupt control over the Police Chief.

by J. D. Obenberger August 23, 2008

Testicular Exoskeleton

When your scrote is cold and shrinks up forming rigid creases not allowing To shave properly.

"Man, last night was rough. I couldn't even shave my balls completely due to the testicular exoskeleton I had goin on."

by CardiacBuffalo April 17, 2014

Testicular Gas

A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.

Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!

Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.

by OhMyGoddessXoXo October 11, 2015

Testicular Poop

The poop you have after experiencing immense testicular pain caused my Diesel.

“Dude why does the bathroom smell like fish scallops?”
“Oh man I had some testicular poop”

by Kevin Barney June 2, 2020

Testicular wobble

The pendulum like motion that someone’s balls make when they walk

He’s got a really big testicular wobble

by Angrymachine05 July 15, 2020

testicular hubris

A psychological disorder similar to narcissism, but focusing on genitalia.

When a man feels too good about himself, he becomes over prideful and cocky. This can be projected onto his testicles, causing pride of his genitals or testicular hubris.

m1k3y: I don't understand: why abumphone always gotta be reaching for my bolas when i am not looking
<@m1k3y> are we walking about my world famous big penis
<@m1k3y> or my record breaking bolas
Mikey suffers from testicular hubris.

by bextra September 10, 2020