terminal relationship

A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.

Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.

This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.

by maxkeepsitreal1 February 7, 2010

Depth charge (shit term)

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

by Your mom April 28, 2004

termidite

my friend is dumb and will always talk before his head knows what he's trying to say and something random and unknown comes out....... A termidite is a friend that's also a muck, that irritates the shit out of you pretty often

Quit trying to bang my sister you termidites

Every time I come home from work this termidite is playing madden on my tv

by roboyto December 15, 2008

Temodojin

Half monkey - Half human

Has a very small brain.

Temodojin likes to eat bananas

by Alysaur April 18, 2010

termical

when someone uses lots of terms they are therfor deemed termical... the use of too many terms in a single sentence or statement - termical

My teacher got so damn termical while teaching today! I practically lost my mind trying to follow her, If only she would slow down and explain the terms more in depth, or i just need to learn them!!

by Grover-321 March 11, 2011

Terminal Hornacity

Reaching the maximum potential for hornyness before imminent ejaculation.

After 6 weeks of no sex or masturbation I've reached terminal hornacity.

by Surjj21 November 30, 2011

terminal growth

(noun) - pertaining to the maximal length or growth of a man's facial hair. Word origin: Commonly mistaken with 'terminal value' from the financial vernacular but earliest use is believed to be from a Greek parable about a young man's journey into manhood. Nikolai, from the island of Garofali, was sent by the elders off the island for 'aner teleios' (grow into manhood). Those sent were not allowed to return until their beard had stopped growing, signaling the god's acceptance of the boy into manhood.

"No, my beard won't get any longer. It's at terminal growth."

by pebacon February 12, 2015