Said of an individual so below one's contempt that they are judged by the beholder as underserving of a slur that might evoke the dignity of three-dimensions -- e.g., "you piece of shit". Instead, it has been appraised that such an individual is best described in two dimensions, by way of evoking the spread of fecal material on some purpose designed or improvised substrate, directly from one's rectal orifice, with an aim of transferring a maximum of said recently extruded fecal material to said substrate at completion of the act of defecation. The resulting fecal material-laden substrate provides an indicator of success in the mundane act wiping one's bum, and is thus appropriately given the name "ass swipe". This concept evolved linguistically to be used figuratively for derogatory and defaming effect on the intended target of this label.
1. Observing his behavior over time, I feel at a loss to fathom just how contemptible Joe is. What a piece of shit! No, that's way too generous. Joe's a fucking ass swipe.
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
2. How do you feel now, ass swipe, laying in your own blood after I kicked your face in?
3. That ass swipe didn't even have the balls to come up and tell me to my face!
by Lambda70 April 25, 2021
Get the Ass Swipemug. by suicidalgecko December 19, 2013
Get the poon swipemug. Jerry participates in swipe-righting as he sits with friends at the bar after work. Jerry is a swipe-righter because he engages in interpersonal conversation while he indiscriminately swipes right on Tinder without looking at the application. Jerry is know by his friends and associates to use the Tinder Application as swipe-righter
by Plbob October 25, 2018
Get the Swipe-Rightermug. When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat September 27, 2012
Get the Blind Swipemug. by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016
Get the mccarty swipemug. by DJ904 April 5, 2019
Get the Back swipemug. 