Swiftie

Someone who would write you a strongly worded essay that resembles Shakespeare if you wronged them, would also compare you to Jake Gyllenhaal and John Mayer (which is a huge insult in case you didn't know).

Ew, are you a swiftie?

"Back off! Out of my sight, thou dost infect mine eyes! But yes, thou am."

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Pull A Swiftie

When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.

Pull A Swiftie

"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"

"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"

by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017

Filipino swifty

Wetting a paper towel, putting a dab of dish detergent on it, then using your bare foot to wipe the floor with it. I just made up this term, Filipino swifty. I'm mostly Filipino so maybe I can get away with it. Probably not.

Wife: The floor is dirty, where's the mop?
Me: Not to worry. I can do a Filipino swifty.

by old observer April 16, 2023

Swiftie

A huge, die-hard fan of Taylor Swift.

“Omg, are you a swiftie?”

by Lights a June 10, 2024

SWIFTIE

A person who supports or is obsessed with Taylor Swift, usually attacking anybody who says something a little mean about her.

Yea, Kayla is a SWIFTIE.

by someone you don't know irl :O December 28, 2024

Swiftie

An obsessive fan of Taylor Swift, some of the worst people you'll ever meet. Stay away from them at all costs.

Person 1: Have you heard Taylor Swift's new song?
Person 2: Are you a Swiftie or somethin?
Person 1: Yeah...
Person 2: STAY AWAY DEMON!

by Toe Dynasty April 3, 2024

Swiftie

A word used to describe a fan, commonly associated with American singer-songwriter Taylor Swift. The Swifites are a transnational phenomenon using social media platforms as an essential infrastructure to their interests in the signer. This, or rather they just have shit taste in music

*cocks gun* "There's a Swiftie over there"

by Chairman Mao's cat May 10, 2023