Suzy Orman's Disease

The obsession with buying jackets. It's pretty serious and un-turnt.

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.

by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

A Suzi Partner

A straight female sex partner who prefers (or is more skilled in) foreplay and heavy petting to penetrative sex.

“She is a Suzi Partner, you will never get to fourth base with her”

by likeitis87 July 17, 2010

Jessikah Suzie

No one cares - BITCHES GET MONEY. MIC DROP

Do you want to see what my name means on urban dictionary? No, get money. Jessikah suzie.

by Jessikahsuzie November 23, 2021

Suzi

The most beautiful and perfect girl to ever exist and will ever exist. Someone who's mere presence just lights up a room making everyone around it (esp this writer) continously smile. She is someone who I will love for as long as I live and longer if there is existance aftee death. She is the person who makes me so thankful that everyday I wake up and can open up my phone to text her.

Suzi is so amazing, Im gonna make sure I marry her.

by SZATheBIGGESTsteviewonderfan November 24, 2024

suzie sheep

on the 2nd of july every year it’s suzie sheep day <3

it’s the 2nd of july! it must be suzie sheep day!

by tqbqthq July 31, 2021

Boozy Suzy

A party animal (usually female) who goes out clubbing, even though she cannot handle her drink.

Girl 1: I love you soooo much hunny bunny, let's get another........... falls asleep*

Girl 2: Let's get you home boozy suzy

by UltimateDoge July 21, 2022

Suzie

The embodiment of earth wind and fire Although she uses these elements to battle water she also draws energy from it This energy is best channeled closest to the equator. She will brighten your day with her innocent smile. She is pure in heart and not afraid to get her hands dirty Suzie the bravest of all who sees things for what they are not the clouded misconceptions that others see she is best paired up with a Scorpio as Scorpios are a fire sign and bring great passion to a relationship scorpio is also a sex sign so when paired up love making could possibly end up an out of body experience of pleasure. Suzie is an ancient name and the name of a worrier who fights for the oppressed Suzie is just as beautiful as she is smart and just as innocent as she is naughty. If you ever have a chance to be invited into Suzie’s life you must be a strong alpha type male Although she will take care of a beta it usually doesn’t last long. She doesn’t just let anyone in so if she trusts you consider it an honor and bowel at the moon like a wolf

My girlfriend is boring and sucks in bed I wish I had a suzie

by Typingturor6969 March 2, 2023