Suicide

Not an escape. Life is hell, but no one is good enough to go to heaven, so when you die you would only go to hell. Which is life, so technically you would just go to a new life. But it is an act of the brave, only the cowardly can't do it. If you truly have nothing to live for, and life sucks that bad, then why not. If truly no one cares when you leave, then go do it. If you really just can't get better, then this is one way out. I say, if you have nothing to live for, then at least you can have one act of bravery before you die.
Emo person: "I want to commit suicide"

Me: "Do you though?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "You really have nothing to live for?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "Then why am I stopping you, if you have nothing to live for go do it. In fact, I might even join you, what is your method of dying?"

Them: "Uhhhh, I really did not expect that response, ummmm....."

*Slowly backs away*
by Just your local serial killer December 11, 2019
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A fun pass time when you have nothing else to do.
by Satanshotandspicycock December 27, 2020
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Why tf did u look this up? i know things gethard but you are not alone. would you rather end your life or end how things are going in your life? Think about it. Think about your childhood, think about your dreams. I will be happy if you didn't suicide. Thanks. If you wanna chat, friend me and direct message me on discord. (Raged Gundoggo#5685). Thanks.
my daughter suicided and i miss her omfg help
by PsuedoKGreen July 26, 2021
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Starting on the base line, sprint to the free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to half court, return to the base line, sprint to the far free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to the far base line, and return to the base line.
We had to run 10 suicides during practice today since we lost our basketball game.
by Melissa Davis August 16, 2004
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When someone feels they aren't important or that they don't have a purpose or wants to end there life because something bad happened. Remember if you weren't important or didn't have a purpose you would not be here right now. Someone loves you. You are NOT alone. I am an also suicidal so I know from experience. God is not finish with you. God has a plan for you. If something isn't going right, then remember there is a future where everything can change. Don't end your life short.
"Just because I'm suicidal doesn't mean I'm crazy or stupid"
by The Idk or idc girl October 16, 2019
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It's the only way out.
by hwbrgdtse December 23, 2005
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If you can't sleep you may consider committing suicide. A sometimes peaceful way of dealing with your sleep disorder.
by CJDJ September 12, 2005
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