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Suave in da boner

Suave in da boner is a group of words used to describe most often a male who is full of himself and overly cocky when he has little or no reason to be.

Very closely related to its brother the adjectives suave and debonair which are used to describe someone who is very smooth and well put together, rather classy if you will.
Lady: Man, that Frank is suave in da boner!
Small child: Yeah he thinks he's way cool.
by The Chink Chik July 24, 2010
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shaved monkey

Man: Mankind: Human Beings: After all, the only thing that seperates man from all other primates is the ability to manipulate a razor.
every human being is a shaved monkey, some more than others.
by Obi Kaye November 6, 2008
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sofisti-suave

A combination of sofisticated and suave, generally used in a negative way to describe a place/person that is "stuck up their own ass"
Let's leave this club, its full of sofisti-suave cunts.
by djt london July 12, 2007
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Shaved Ice

Shaved Ice is an inferior, smaller version of the vicious ping pong paddle known only as "The Icepick". Shaved Ice boasts a much higher speed bonus, but lacks in power and spin factor. It was invented by the same brilliant mind that invented "The Icepick" and has quite similar components.
The story of the creation of Shaved Ice is a rumor at best. Its validity has never been verified. It is said that Shaved Ice was created inside the crypts of death in the prison of Azkaban. The souls of a thousand dead warriors were used to make the hard as steel handle. Its rubber is said to be made out of the skin of the Loch-Ness monster and the cork in the paddle is made from the same wood that Jesus was crucified on.

Some stats of Shaved Ice:
Spin-Factor: +74
Power: +51
Speed: +92
Bob and Alice were playing ping pong, then out of nowhere, Bob whipped out Shaved Ice and moved it so fast that he became a blur of ping pong fury.
by mister cow December 28, 2007
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Saved By The Bell

A popular teen show of basically the same thing. Although
most of the episodes are funny, it usually consists of the constant relationship problems between Zack and Kelly, which gets pretty tiring. I mean, make up your freakin minds about who you wanna go out with! Geez. Other than that, its a pretty good show.
Zack and Kelly are an on-again, off-again couple throughout their high school years on Saved By The Bell.
by LiveFastDieFun May 24, 2008
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shaved avery

a shaved choad(small fat penis), it is also circumsized
hey baby want to see my shaved avery
by randomdude64 October 8, 2009
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suavemente

Means smooth, or describing an action.
"dude those dances moves were suavemente."
by lilbean666 June 6, 2018
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