Surfing the chest

For this action you require 2 friends to come over. You then lie down on the floor, preferably on some plastic sheeting. Then one of your buddies takes a tremendous dump on your chest while blowing off your other Buddie.

Mate I did surfing the chest last night it was messy!!!...

by AZIMAN March 4, 2017

Surf and jerk

A surf and jerk is when you get a handjob while eating seafood.

Hey remember Brenda from last night, well she gave the best surf and jerk ever .

by Teejay21 March 14, 2017

Boner Surfing

When walking through a crowded area and rear ending women with an erection by "accident " for fun.

Ohh boy, did you hear what Ralph said? He said he was so horny he went boner surfing during rush hour in the subway.

by Cheeseymonsta May 17, 2016

Surf Monday

Surf Monday is every "Monday" during the months of May-September. Typically begins Sunday night at 10pm and ends Monday night, but occasionally continues until Tuesday. Rain or shine, this event includes lots of surfing and almost always other types of fun.

Me: It's almost Surf Monday!

Debra: That's my favorite day of the week!

by kateminuseighttt September 4, 2012

Queer Surfing

Much like cruising for chicks. Queer Surfing is the act of going out to intentionally meet and possibly take home a queer.

Dude last night I went to the bar and I got so drunk I started Queer Surfing.

by Don Spring with Coco Franklin February 8, 2012

rom surfing

Channel surfing but for video game roms. Common for console modders with nothing better to do. They're Likely to only play a game for less than ten minutes before declaring falsely that they shall continue sometime and moving on to the next game. They crave instant gameplay and novelty which leads them to playing many licensed games. Usually they aren't big on rpgs. Afterwards they often come back to a popular game they're familiar with as a form of comfort food.

"Man I've been rom surfing on this genesis emulator for an hour I should really find something and stick to- holy shit there's a tick game!?"

by GINTegg March 30, 2022

Stealth Surfing

Surfing the internet at work, while appearing to be very busy working.

Usually accomplished by having several documents / programs open on your computer, while you surf the web. With one click, you are back to studying that interminable excel spreadsheet.

"Dude, I have so much work on my plate, but I spent the morning stealth surfing."

by Carsan07 January 15, 2010