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so stiff

To acknowledge a quote, person or object that's aspiring or challenging without using a detailed description, to the extent of having an 'alleged' stiff member occur.
First Person:"What did you get for the exam last week?"
Second Person:"I got an A"

First Person: "So stiff"

Or,

First Person: "Did a lot of reps at the gym, just have a look at them"
Second Person: "Wow"
Third Person: "Challenge you to a push up contest ?"
First Person: "Yeah, i'll beat you, so stiff
by rob_boss_the_bard December 15, 2017
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stiff dylans

A band comprised for four extremely talented musicians. The gorgeous guys are:
James Flannigan - vocals, guitar
Charlie Wride - lead guitar
Matt Harris - bass
Tom Slaytor - drums

The band, formed in the UK, was created for the movie Angus, Thongs, and Pefect Snogging. The movie itself is based off of a popular book series by Louise Rennison.

What sets these four guys apart from the rest, is the unique way in which they began making music as an actual band. Although the original reason they got together was to play the part of a fictional band, they soon realized they got on well enough to create the band in real life. The totally cool lads are now out making awesome music.

To fall in love with the Stiff Dylans, visit their myspace page and listen to their work. To learn more about the band, visit their own webpage at http://www.stiffdylansmusic.com/artistpagelayout.php
A conversation between myself and a friend:

"OMG you read those books too! They are hilarious."
"Haha yeah they are my fav. Did you know they're making a movie out of it?"
"No way! When did that happen?"
"I dont know, I just saw it on the internet. And the Stiff Dylans are a real band! I'm on their myspace."
"That fucking awesome"
"They are amazing."
by prettyrvegrl August 24, 2008
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Stiff Pussy

Someone who has thick beefy vaginal walls.
Oh Baby I can't get it in...you have stiff pussy girrrl
by thickbeefy November 8, 2015
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Steffo

A notorious gangster in who women find seedy. Also enjoys the company of younger females and wearing clear backpacks.
Steffo: "Yoú're a beautiful girl, want a lift home?"
Girl:"OK"
Steffo:"Can i hav a kiss"
Girl"No!"
Steffo:"Oh, so thats the thanks i get for driving u home??"
by Archtung October 6, 2008
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Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster

The most manly dude in the fucking universe, when he gets drunk he doesn't just get drunk, not a little tipsy. Not drunk to the state of rudeness. He wipes a week out of his memory. Out-drinks everyone around him, makes an arse of himself, forgets where he lives, pees against a wall, sits on a bench for a little while, remembers where he lives, passes out in bed fully clothed and then gets the fuck back out there the next day and does it all again. Then spends a week of his life recovering from that day.
That guy who got shot by an barrette .50 Cal sniper 17 times then got hit by a buss and walked it off, fought mike Tyson and chuck Liddell with one foot. He can use the following reply in any situation "I'm staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster fucking deal with it"
He shaves his pubic hair with a fucking lawnmower, and his beard is so big homeless people hide there in the winter. fuck satnav he reads real maps.
He is still alive to this very day, there is a real guy with this name, were not allowed to reveal details but you should be fully aware that he is doing something truly fucking awesome...
dude: Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude: did you say steroids?
dude 2: so how did Sgt. Max Fightmaster play rugby?
other dude 2: He abandoned all pretences and entered the pitch fully naked covered in lubricant dancing violently to powerful techno
dude 3:holy shit is that Sgt. Max Fightmaster
other dude 3: Yeah you can tell because he smells of marmite and sweat and heavy death metal,

he never ate a vegetable in his life because he says vegetable's make you weak and retarded and steroids and vodka are the shit.
by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster YEH December 12, 2013
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scared stiff

1. When you get so scared that you can't move at all.
2. When you get so scared that you pop a boner. This usually only happens when you are scared by an attractive member of the opposite sex.
A man jumped out from behind the brick wall and pointed a gun at my head. I couldn't run. I was scared stiff!

A hot woman in black leather boots, and with a whip in hand jumped out from behind a brick wall. I was scared stiff!!!
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doing a Stafford

To take a shit at either a public convenience or in somebody else's house, rather than hold it in and just go when you get home because it's fucking rancid.

Doing a Stafford often takes such a long time that others will notice your absence from whatever social situation you have decided that shitting is more important than.
(When sitting in a cafe with friends)
- Sam's been gone for ages, what's taking him so long?
- He's probably doing a Stafford.

(When friends are over at one's house and party rules are being decided)
- No going in my parents' room, no smoking indoors, no doing a Stafford, no vomiting on the carpet
by fryson August 3, 2010
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