by niggerjoe October 29, 2012
Get the Straight Couchinmug. when your for you page is full of shirtless teenage boys, dancing, povs and mainly the hype house(in other words fucking boring). it has nothing to do with your sexuality.
person 1: so what’s on your for you page?
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!
person 2: it’s just charli.
person 1: ohh so you’re on straight tiktok!
by youwillbemybae June 8, 2020
Get the straight tiktokmug. Some shit that a straight man flashes when he's hanging with bro's and begins to suspect that the bro's suspect he's gay. He will then proceed to make a comment--usually of a lewd sexual nature--about a woman to publicly confirm his straightness to the other bro's and assuage fears that he wants their body.
Male Cashier: "Man, that's a real nice scarf. I've never seen anyone match their scarf to their sweatshirt so well."
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
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The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
*awkward pause*
Bro: "Um.. thanks.."
*hot girl walks by*
Male Cashier: "Oh hey look, the college girls are back in town. Looks like some fine ass scenery!"
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The Male Cashier realized that he sounded a bit too interested in the bro's fashion choice. He brought out his straight cred to fix this critical error.
by MotherEarthFracker December 28, 2009
Get the straight credmug. by E. Keriakos September 19, 2006
Get the straight shootermug. "I bumped into a young black man and said, "My bad." Without even looking up he said, "You straight."
—Ta-Nehisi Coates in "Between the World and Me"
—Ta-Nehisi Coates in "Between the World and Me"
by CcBurlBbclBbb June 6, 2017
Get the You straightmug. by gaydahaha April 4, 2021
Get the straight tiktokmug. A straight ally is someone who is not part of the LGBT+ minority, but supports their rights and promotes equality for all. They're often related to or know people that aren't cis/hetero/allo, and are found in groups such as the Gay-Straight Alliances.
However, the A in LGBTQA does NOT stand for ally; it stands for the arospectrum, often times shortened to arospec, which includes aces, aros, graysexuals, grayromantics, demisexuals, demiromantics, quioromantic, akiromantic, etc. etc.
However, the A in LGBTQA does NOT stand for ally; it stands for the arospectrum, often times shortened to arospec, which includes aces, aros, graysexuals, grayromantics, demisexuals, demiromantics, quioromantic, akiromantic, etc. etc.
I have a friend that isn't LGBT+ but is a straight ally and still wants to go to the gay parade. Honestly, I think they're more excited than I am.
by pazzazzzz September 1, 2016
Get the Straight Allymug.