Scott Middle School

A broke ass school located in Indiana. The teachers are wack. The girls are whores and have nothing better to do than create unnecessary drama. The boys aren’t loyal and are slow as fuck. The girls always smellin like fish and coochie. The boys either put on too much cologne or too less. Scott is basically a big ass diaper that has been shat in and hasn’t been changed for a century.

conan: “aye you tryna hang out at Scott Middle School later?”
jason: “...bro are you serious? that school is wack as hell”

by just a fellow student. May 7, 2019

Scott early

Typical dickhead that invented muscles but never claimed any, always bruised and sore. Constant whiner and commercial dandelion grower. Each like gets him a punch..lol

Nice try scott early, maybe next time

by Shortyseasement June 11, 2019

Scottie Too Hottie

a guy who, usually in a social setting, is the "liability of the pack." He is extremely confident and comes across as cocky to most, but deep down he's a big teddy bear. He's always out to have a good time, flirts a lot and has cheeky banter. However, if women are too keen, he tends to respond with indifference. This makes women fall for him obsessively as they want to be the "one" to change his reckless ways and convince him to settle down and boyfriend them. Scottie Too Hottie tends to come up with ridiculously catchy phrases for his team members, is the life of the party but will "ghost" as he gets easily bored. He likes to take selfies, especially topless in front of mirrors.

Scottie Too Hottie strikes again

by QueenieAngel April 23, 2020

Ryan Scott

Ryan Scott is a pitcher for BC Stars.

All Ryan Scott's fill out over the summer.

by Farrah Greenberg January 20, 2021

Going Scotty

Bringing down the house , Blowing money fast , Balling the hardest in the whole club and/or selling massive amounts of drugs while partying, buying new cars and jewelry you are going Scotty. Also Being extremely geeked up while doing all the above you are going scotty.

Vin: Hey whats up with that guy and his large amount of cash
Ed: He must be going scotty
Vin: O word he got it like that?
Ed: Hes going scotty.

by GucciScotty April 14, 2012

Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009