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Apple Store Sluts

Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.
Apple Store Sluts:

Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.

Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.

Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!

(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
by calhopkins December 17, 2006
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99 cent store

Home of cheap stuff, expired brand name food, and almost expired food from brands you've never heard of.
Hey dude I'm gonna go buy some party poppers at the 99 cent store.
by MoonKnight November 30, 2002
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Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark

A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never get an erection.
by Kite March 13, 2004
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Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything
Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"
by Buggy424 March 17, 2009
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Store Sock

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011
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Storey Style

White glove service to the middle of the road. Storey Style is enjoying the finer things in life in common surroundings. When confronted with pedestrian options, Storey Style seeks a first class or top shelf alternative no one realized was available.
Rather than settling for a cab, the Storey Style gentleman hails a stretch limousine.

No matter where you dine, when Storey Styling, order a seafood tower whether it's on the menu or not.
by harshbargler August 26, 2013
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storiented

A portmanteau of the phrase "story oriented." Used to describe entertainment which favors deliberate plot development over gags, action, or character-development.
Ashley: "Wanna watch a quick show before bed?"
Josh: "How about Game of Thrones?"
Ashley: "Nah, too storiented. Let's watch something light, like The League."
by phaelinx August 27, 2013
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