Steven

His BFF’s are Brianna and Carlina and they are the most amazing friends he could ask for

omg are Brianna and Steven together yet?
Yaaaa!

by Carlinaishot April 03, 2019

Steven

A very sarcastic individual.

Often sophisticated, poetic, intelligent and very funny.

He's very sweet, loving, and emotional. Knows how to put a smile on your face and will always be there for you. Very stubborn at times but caring at other times. Looks for his friends best interest. Easily taken advantage of, he's very kind-hearted and gentle.

1: he was very nice and sweet.
2: Oh, must be a steven.

by bluecat17 December 24, 2018

Steven

A fat cunt (just like me) who hasn’t had a shower in years and drives a tractor.

Steven: “Check out my new whip”
Sam: “That’s a fucking tractor mate”
Steven: “You can’t say ought, you drive a fucking vauxhall corsa”

by Fat cunt the 1st August 23, 2020

Steven

A very good looking man with a very smug look on his face as well as view of things.

My new neighbor has a very steven like persona.

by Playfulsin May 11, 2019

Steven

Um... I don't really know him but hey, i hear... that he is a vampire and I do have very reliable sources... Yes you know who you are.

I know your secret...

by Captain Kokie June 12, 2005

Steven

An Antisocial metal head. Hates people but is also uncomfortable around them. Has had a ton of bad experiences in his life. Loves alcohol and sex. Is extremely smart with an individual sense of humor. Super kinky

That quiet kid is a Steven. Don't get in a relationship unless u like hells music and strange kinks.

by Kitty234 June 11, 2017

Steven

The act of mastubation. Word derived from the famous chemist who had a reputation for the aforementioned act.

Can I use your computer I really need a steven

by thesweetsmellofsuccess December 06, 2010