Starbuck

A woman who looks attractive when dressed, but much less so when her clothes come off.

Dude, that girl was a total starbuck. It was terrifying.

by aw hell no March 28, 2008

Starbucks

A coffee store that gets all of its coffee from slaves in Africa and people who go there think that they are such good people by giving money to the slaves but they are too stupid to realize that SLAVES DON'T GET PAID!!!

Chantal went to Starbucks to buy a coffee and give money to the slaves but she was too stupid to realize that SLAVES DON'T GET PAID!!!

by VinnyC June 11, 2006

Starbucks

Overpriced corporate coffee-house and symbol of American cultural imperialism. Attracts trend whores by falsifying an artsy and intellectual atmosphere of social responsibility. Bane of entrepreneurs worldwide.

Trendy bitch: Hey, wanna go grab some Starbucks?
Informed friend: Fuck that shit! I'm buying local.

by Stefan R August 10, 2007

starbucks

The best place to find the worst coffee, most likely produced by terribly underpaid slave laborers.

Paris Hilton: Oh! My! God! We sooo need to talk about this. Starbucks here we come.
Me (with as much contempt as one can muster, which I imagine would be a lot in the presence of Paris Hilton): Not Starbucks

by Atikin April 19, 2006

Starbucks

If you want to work at Starbucks there are some requirements. You have to be eccentric, listen to death metal, write poetry, and to smoke clove cigarettes (because you're a rebel).
If you want to play chess there...You have no life.
If you want to read at there...Dont.
If you want to write your shit novel... Do it at home.
This store is for coffee. and ice cream. and coffee/icecream/soy/chai milkshakes.
My advice...go to Dunkin Donuts.

"Hi my name is Jim and I would like to work here at Starbucks."

"Okay...whens the last time you cried to yourself in the dark."

"uhh. Never."

"Sorry, youre not right for the job."

by Ceslife October 9, 2005

Starbucks

A conformist coffee shop found approximately 803.6ft apart(1 Block).

The drug lords are smart and I know they are using Starbucks as the transition safehouse. Dirty Dirty mexicans.

by Alvin T. December 3, 2004

Starbucks

An American Coffee Company that runs about 5-10% of all coffee in the World. Typically will only be purchased by people who would burn their money for addictions. Will continue to sell coffee for about 800 years until the human race has become so stupid they can no longer use Coffee makers and will pioneer the first legal world-wide prostitution company.

"Wow, I could really go for a Starbucks..."
"Me too! I want a Vente!"

800 years from now...

"Man, I want Starbucks..."
"Perv! Ok"

by MioXM July 24, 2009