standoffish

A stand, typically made of Plutonium-238, with a lead plating on the outside, that has goldfish (the snack, not real fish) on it. It is used to poison little kids.

Imma poison the kid with a standoffish.

by DaCuteRaccoon November 29, 2021

Stanomi

The phase of friends denying their love for eachover. All of their friends know that they're totally in love.

person one: hey did you see that couple?
person two: they're just friends in the stanomi phase.

by spinnyboi69 December 15, 2019

standmaxxing

When you refuse to sit down at a funeral

anon was standmaxxing at his grandma funeral so his dad beat his ass because that's disrespectful as shit

by fnep August 11, 2022

Washington Standoff

Verb- When 2 or more people from Washington state shit themselves in unison due to a challenge or dare. Only people from washington are crazy enough to do this shit.

My granddaughter and i just had a stinky, scary washington standoff.

by MATTY N December 10, 2012

Armenian standoff

A sex act where two men lie head-to-toe, grasping each other's dicks. One man pushes while the other pulls, and they alternate in this way until one of them comes first, winning the standoff.

Like a Mexican standoff, the goal is to be the first to shoot, without getting shot yourself.

Last night I lost an Armenian standoff with Hagop.

by dartmouth69 June 18, 2016

Mexican Boner Standoff

A grouping of three or more men each with an erection pointed at another member.

Looks like we have ourselves a Mexican Boner Standoff going on here, let me throw on a towel.

by omikes January 9, 2017

Mexican Standoff

When a mexican standoff is called, usually done with co-workers at work, everyone stops working. The last person to work is the winner.

There was much pride at stake when Angry Dave, the cook, called a Mexican Standoff. You should have seen him sweat when an order came in.

by Mitchca April 26, 2006