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squirtling

the act of a male sucking his own cock while a female or male eats his ass/rimjob. When the male cums/ejaculates in his mouth he spits it on the person who is eating him in the face. When the partner is distracted or is eating the sperm the man shouts out "SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE" then leaves. It is preferred if you don't have a belly/gut/or big stomach because you might miss if you choose to jack it without it in your mouth it could get in your eye. This can be or is an alternative to charzardingif you don't have anything to light them. Make sure to wash your mouth and practice sucking your dick to make sure you don't screw up.
I didn't want to pay my hooker so I tricked her into some squirtling.
by jack aniels October 12, 2017
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squigglies

Scrambled adult movies found on the upper cable channels during the 80s and 90s. The audio was not distorted and often it was possible to make out a nipple for more than 5 seconds.
"Dude, my mom threw away my stack of playboys, so I spent the night watching squigglies in my room."

"Man this internet thing is SO much better than the squigglies."
by newcollege September 3, 2007
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squigglies

It is an alcohol measurement. On the bottles of Malibu rum there is a “squiggly” line on the side. Squigglies refer to the amount of alcohol one has consumed according to line on the bottle.
I drank 10 squigglies!
by stupid1and2 April 16, 2009
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squibbling

The act of ejaculating in a pen and writing on your partner.
Camerino had to work on his penmanship so Julie suggested a good ol squibbling for practice.
by Trevor Phillips November 16, 2016
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Smuggling grapes

When you can see a man's testicles through his shorts.
That dude must not be wearing underwear, he's smuggling grapes.
by Easymoneyrobber July 5, 2021
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fruit smuggling shorts

Similar to moose knuckles, when a man wears the skin tight shorts and everything in his package is visible in great detail.
Many bicyclists are fond of fruit smuggling shorts to cut down on wind resistance.
by Lucy M December 9, 2007
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squigglies

the lil squigglie pieces of skin on my moms neck.
get me some ice some some scissors and ill get rid of the squigglies on your neck you wont feel a thing
by tentenone June 3, 2010
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