shuffle

shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance / hardstyles / house music

Nathan: "Dude, i just had the most awesome shuffle session"
Richard: "Man, that is awesome. Turbo shuffle for life."

by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008

Squffins

Muffins that are square instead of round. Generally made with only the highest quality ingredients.

These squffins are amazing!

by dadanimal September 8, 2014

Scuffler

A person who is hard to get a grip on while fighting. They constantly spaz out and you can't get a good grip to beat the $#!+ out of them.

Guy:"You ain't tryna fight this dude are you? He'll kill you!"
Dude:"Pshh man, I'm an expert scuffler."

by Bluntman187 April 12, 2010

Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!

by mattcrawford July 23, 2011

lager shuffle

Attempt at walking or dancing when very very drunk

"Look out here comes George Best, and hes doing the lager shuffle"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011

harpurhey shuffle

A special and secret fight technique that originates from an inner-city area of Manchester, in North West England, called Harpurhey; which is located approximately three miles north east of Manchester city centre. The technique is greatly feared and just the mere mention of possessing Harpurhey shuffle knowledge, as a combat skill is enough to make opponents turn and run. Although the technique is a closely guarded secret, rumour suggest that it involves shuffles across the path of an appointment, making sure he/she takes small, quick steps to stay in contact with the ground, this enables them to change direction quickly and at will. The foot work is combined with a windmill type arm manoeuvre which has been described as too fast to explain.

Man 1# See that lad over there, he’s been saying you’re a nut job
Man 2# Oi, shit head, have you been putting it around that I’m barmy…
Man 1# Watch out our kid, he might look small but I heard that bloke is from Harpurhey and knows the Harpurhey shuffle
Man 2# Oh shit
Man 1# He’s coming over
Man 2# leg it!!

by MishLoz November 7, 2012