spud gun

A highly offensive term used to describe one who indiscriminantly sprays ejaculate onto common household items.

I'm not going to use a towel at that Spud gun's house, and especially not his remote control!

by agienne September 10, 2007

Butt Spud

When a girl has crusty build up in her ass crack. Depending on the size they can be called "crater tots". If you slam her cheeks together, you can make "chips".

"She had so many butt spuds, you could go "bobbing for tots" all night long."

by No Ugos August 25, 2013

spud dialler

A man who constantly plays with his bollocks.

"Get your hand out of your pants you spud dialler."

by SuperKP February 3, 2018

spud cakes

Male ejaculant

joe: Tom were you making spud cakes last night i tried to call you
tom: i was with my girlfriend and she milked me for all im worth

by Mcfiend March 12, 2014

rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker March 8, 2016

Spud Special

When a very deep connection occurs between a male and a female, the pair snuggle naked and enter a new psychedelic emotional state, involving heavy levels of communication and no sexual penetration.

Me and the bees went out to da club on thursday. Met this girl I knew she was the one so I sealed it with a Spud Special.

by Spud Special May 30, 2014

chesterfield spud

A Chesterfield Spud is Couch Potato, adhering to colloquial vernacular amongst Canadians.

Stop being a Chesterfield Spud and come with us to play hockey, eh.

by Brain Squisher September 10, 2008