spongebobing

When a searies of men ejaculate on a sponge and they force it in to some one's mouth.

This girl payed some guys to cum onto a sponge and put it into her mouth she called it spongebobing.

by Shane S September 18, 2008

Spongebob Shit Pants

When someone unknowingly sits in shit. Either human or animal shit.

My friend by accident sat on a toilet seat covered in shit and soiled his pants. He is now referred to as "Spongebob Shit Pants".

by Mean Friend December 7, 2006

Inverted Spongebob and Patrick

Sister sexual act to the Inverted Pooh Bear, achieved by replacing the lady with a guy and the honey with the special sauce from The Crusty Crab (McDonald's will also do. Guy #1(Patrick) suspends himself upside down from a stripper pole, next Guy #2(Spongebob) fills Patrick's anus with most of the Special Sauce and coats his tally whacker with the rest of the sauce. Spongebob and Patrick now commence in sucking/eating asshole until the sauce is gone (usually around the time of a double titanic orgasm). As with the Inverted Pooh Bear, only the strong survive.

Blake: "Evan, Jake, guess what!?!"
Evan and Jake: "What?"
Blake: "I just had a stripper pole installed!"
Evan: "But you're gay, what's the point?"
Jake: "How did you break it in? Dance in front of a mirror and pretend you were a unicorn?"
Blake: "Even better! My boyfriend and I did the Inverted Spongebob and Patrick last night!"
Evan: "Sweet Chronos, I'm surprised you're alive!"
Jake(at the exact same time): "Oh my god, I don't know if David was strong enough for that..."
Blake: "Sadly David was killed instantly, and I think my life was shortened by around 12 years..."

by Meeeeech December 15, 2008

spongebobbing

To appear homosexual based on a comment or action with no indended sexuality.

From the ridiculous assumption that popular cartoon character Sponge Bob is gay; as decried by James Dobson.

If one straight guy tells another that his pants look good - he's spongebobbing.

by Stinkoman January 27, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A schizophrenic sponge living in a pineapple under the sea.

Kid - Hey pops can u put on Spongebob Squarepants please?
Dad - I refuse to let that maniac pervert influence u son

by Pdippy July 28, 2010

Spongebob

When you have an annoying, repeated laughter that resembles that of Spongebob

Carl: Dude, I heard she Spongebobs.
Regina: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Xavier: Yup, she's Spongebobing ...

by Juana69 April 10, 2015

Spongebob out

To leave a place or situation using a silly method of distraction (i.e. The Spongebob dance) in order to make people not feel bad that you're leaving, usually when you're leaving them high and dry. The opposite of a French exit.

You have to work late?

Yeah, my boss came by, dumped a bunch of work on me and Spongebobbed out.

I heard the cops were coming to bust the party so I had to tell a joke and Spongebob out.

by Mad_woman October 24, 2013