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spiritually unavailable

The act of being unavailable to date because your heart/ soul/ interest is with someone else.
I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.

If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.
by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023
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spiritual velvet

She identifies as a spiritual velvet
by anti-pseudonym July 1, 2017
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Spiritual Cigarette

A cigarette rolled with weed in it
Hey bro, let’s go smoke a spiritual cigarette after class
by Vaporizer56 June 18, 2019
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Spiritual Fuckboy

A spiritual fuckboy is a variant of fuckboy that has emerged into popularity along with gen z woke community. They virtue signal and use language that can be seen as emotionally intelligent, genuine and caring. These words are often just tools used to entice there love interest. Once a spiritual fuckboy has gotten what they needed they will often lose interest in there lover or create a drama within the relationship in order to leave.
Did you see all the spiritual fuckboy's at the cacao ceremony.
by Figment of Rob December 2, 2023
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Spiritual A.D.D.

(aka Spiritual Deficit Disorder) When you are meditating or practicing yoga then lose focus to start thinking about other things like what you want to eat for dinner.
Ugh, I totally can't zen-out. I have spiritual A.D.D.
by bünch October 26, 2016
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spiritual rimjob

When the male is receiving a rimjob from behind and climaxes buckets all while his legs are shaking like a tree in the wind.
Yo that spiritual rimjob I got last night gave me a new perspective on life.
by NovaFell October 11, 2023
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Spiritual Penis Bond

When two or more friends have sex with the same female on separate occasions that is therefore a spiritual penis bond.
John had sex with Ashley.
1 week later Dave had sex with Ashley.
John and Dave have a spiritual penis bond for both having sex with Ashley.
by heresursandwhich August 7, 2021
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