A teenager who hit puberty too hard and now he can run fast and pick up semi trucks. Lucky guy, huh? The reason he wears the mask is to hide his face by the way.
by I'mAnIdiot December 17, 2019
Get the Spider-Manmug. Some Teenager from Queens that likes to Swing around in New York, Being Marvel's Most famous Character Spider-man is Know by Everyone in the World, Yes even those japanese guys in the Jungle who think WW2 is Still happening Know Spidey
by Gordonman69 April 19, 2022
Get the Spider-Manmug. AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).
by Your bob September 1, 2022
Get the Covered in Spiders, Manmug. by Polodakangaroo November 1, 2019
Get the Spider manmug. When you are participating in a MMF ménage à trois and both men position themselves ither side of the woman’s shoulders and perform their ejaculate upon climax directly into said woman’s armpits. To then which the woman presses her elbows to her hips and then raising her arms, streaming a spider web like wing span. Known as the SPIDER-MAN FLIGHT SUIT.
by Baked and fried September 19, 2021
Get the The Spider-Man flight suitmug. When you drop something made of glass and the glass shatters, but stays in place. It creates a web-like appearance. This creates a limited edition version of whatever you previously had, known as the Spider-man edition.
I dropped my phone on the sidewalk and the screen shattered. It's not quite broken, it's just Spider-man edition now.
by TuningOnTheRun October 22, 2013
Get the Spider-man editionmug. The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025
Get the Kiwi Spider-Manmug.