The act of ejaculating into your right hand and then proceeding to do the Mana wave while saying the phrase ‘Kia Ora’.”
“Please don’t Kiwi Spider-Man me again.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
“Yuck that bloke just Kiwi Spider-Manned me in the face.”
“I’m going to Kiwi Spider-Man this chick later.”
by Red Raw October 5, 2025

A superhero character created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko. He is portrayed by Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield and most recently Tom Holland. Bitten by a radioactive spider, high school student Peter Parker becomes Spider-Man. He was originally a wrestler, but he missed his Uncle Ben so he became a superhero.
by Yoghurt With Sprinkles April 28, 2020

You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.
by Buttermilk178 September 5, 2022

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016

Used to describe when one is so obsessed with the character Spider-Man, they believe they are they are him.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
Many fans may experience this, those whose suffer from this commonly say “I am Spider-Man” daily.
by Himothy3717327 November 24, 2023

An uncontrollable act in which you cum and your cum is so sticky and thick to where it almost looks like a spider web. You can also call this the snot web in certain cases
“Ah dude I did the spider-man with carrisa last night and she puked because of how it looked and felt”
by KoreanFartGoblin February 26, 2020

the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).
by uncle loki July 20, 2019
