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WANKY SPANKY

When you wake up and decide to spank the monkey until you wanky all over him!
Person 1: Hey, I woke up and had to spank the monkey!

Person 2: Bro, me toooo!

Person 1: It wankied everywhere, even in my mouth!
Person 2: YUMMY!
Person 2: Boi give me some of that!
Person 2: Can we WANKY SPANKY together tonight?
by wet_monkey696969 July 26, 2025
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"That dude needs a good angry hanky panky wanky spanky!", "I don't want an angry hanky panky wanky spanky.."
by Sir Phill Philip Philips September 6, 2025
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Spanky

A sock in which is used to ejaculate into.
Omg, my spanky has been tampered with! It was the best sock to cum in and now it's got a dirty crusty Mark!!
by missSMP/PFK March 30, 2023
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Spanky

Used to refer to anybody, occasionally to keep the person being talked about anonymous
Who were you hanging out with last night?
I was with spanky
by Dinominermatt August 8, 2024
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Linking spanky

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night
by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024
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moving spanky

Mans were in the Trizzy and that BK kid was moving spanky
by CPGLIZZY March 29, 2024
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Hanky spanky

When you get into someone’s asshole and start to smack the walls of the large intestine. <3
Guy 1: yo dude get all up in there.
Guy 2: ok can I do some hanky spanky?

Guy 1: *moans*
by Luke hater July 11, 2021
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