spannered

(adj)
Inebreiated.
Intoxicated.
Drunk.

"Christ, I was fucking spannered last night, how many did I have?"

by Stan Grytviken April 1, 2003

spangler

Someone who is a completely worthless putz.

Did you hear that Jeff spent another entire day playing video games? He is such a spangler.

by Johnny Pizzle January 12, 2009

spanker

Someone who claims to know something about anything but in reality is only a half-witted chronic masturbator who wishes to impress with their ever-so-lameass limited knowledge in a vain attempt to cover-up their double-digit IQ, usually resorting to Wikipedia in desperation.

Troll: "i know everything about quantum mechanics, evolutionary biology, general relativity, and medicine because I read it on Wikipedia".

Zoe: "spanker"...

by zoe28 November 7, 2009

scanger

A perpetually angry person who speaks with a high pitched voice, starts arguments as often as you have hot dinners and generally fcks up any sane social situation.In winter the male of the species typically wears a ben sherman shirt, an undersized jumper, tight jeans rammed up his hole, sovereign rings on the fingers and bad hygiene.The female sports tacky awful clothes, ear rings the size of swimming pool rims and a face in an unending twisted gnarl of rage.Facial wounds are also common.These people often have a good sense of humour.

colin farrels character in "intermission" is an example of a scanger, the perfect combination of tracksuit bottoms and some crazy jumper from the 80's

by chomskola July 2, 2006

snanger

The anger someone feels when that person agrees to do something they do not want to do with someone they dislike, because they feel like they have to.

Someone truley feels the snanger after he realises what he has done and really wishes he'd kept his fat mouth shut.

Snangry Person: Why the fuck did I invite my boss to the football? I fucking hate him.

Other Guy: Man you gotta get that snanger in check!

Snangry Person: Shit, why did I agree to work overtime again? I just want to watch my flat-screen TV

Other Guy: I told you man, you are such a snangry person you should really go to snanger management

by eddie4pies December 23, 2009

swangers

glass rims that poke out hard cant ride too close to tha curb

you can see your self in it

by Aron Mahon December 28, 2003

Stanger

Someone who owns a Ford Mustang, which is commonly called a 'Stang.

Every Stanger worth their salt knows that the Mustang is available in special editions such as the Mach 1, Bullit, GT and Cobra. Carroll Shelby (car-roll?) and Steven Saleen (definitely worth his salt) are the top Mustang tuners. Jack Roush and Bobby Brown are up their as well.

by Mike Bozdog June 23, 2006